Okay, I know that there are some people who will vehemently disagree with me about this, but hey! it is my blog and I can take a controversial stand if I want to.
So, People magazine just named Johnny Depp as the Sexiest Man Alive. Huh? Did I miss something? Has George Clooney died and no one told me?
Is Johnny Depp talented? Sure.
Is he sexy? Eh.
He is the lead person on my list of actors who are allegedly sexy but actually just look like they need a hot shower, a hot meal, a shave and a haircut. The rest of that list includes:
1. Robert Pattinson (sorry, Twillight fans, but it is true. That young man looks greasy)
2. Jude Law
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Brad Pitt (right now anyways. What is going on with that beard?)
The real sexiest man alive is, of course, my husband*
*And also George Clooney