Dear reader who found my blog by searching “Are boobies considered an inanimate object?”,
I don’t know the answer to your question and am trying really, really hard not to think of the context for it.
To the many, many people who find this blog by searching for “deer mice”,
Yeah, I’m not sure why my blog shows up near the top of the Google searches for that. Thankfully I haven’t had to talk about mice in months. My best tip to solve your mouse problem? Move.
It totally worked for us.