I finished! And I probably wasn’t last, though I don’t know for sure since the tri I did was fairly disorganized and I can’t find results on-line anywhere.
Another sign of the disorganization: when trying to start the race they were recruiting volunteers from the racers to sing the national anthem because they didn’t have anyone lined up to do it. They had a flag, but no singer. No one volunteered. Awkward.
I’ll post the full post-mortem tomorrow (hopefully with results) but here is the general overview: Swimming yay!, cycling Oof!, running Ugh!