On behalf of all the parents of young children who woke up at well before 6:00 am this morning, I’d like to make the following announcement:
Suck it daylight savings.
As someone who grew up in Arizona and thus didn’t grow up with daylight savings I have to confess that I really don’t see the point in it, other than to confuse people and to mess with the sleep schedules of small children. I have decided I am officially opposed to the whole thing.
For anyone keeping track at home, you can add daylight savings to my existing list of things I am officially opposed to:
– cotton balls
– the soul patch
– ironic mustaches
– ironic facial hair of any kind
– commercials that aren’t funny
– the New England Patriots
and, of course,
– poop on the floor