New Law

Stores that leave on the security tags on super cute new wine colored velvet blazer that certain people were planning on wearing to work today should have to compensate you for the fact that you now have to go back to the freaking mall at freaking Christmas time to get the damn tag removed.

Compensation should include, but not be limited to, a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing and a significant refund of part of the purchase price for said cute wine colored velvet blazer.

Signed,

The crabby person wearing a pink sweater instead.

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