No, seriously, I do.
I need brown boots, I need brown close toed dressy work shoes, I could use another pair of black work shoes and maybe a pair in tan or another neutral color.
I also need some new gray dress pants and another pair of black pants.
I need button-down shirts and (oh gosh, the thought kills me) maybe a belt or two.
I’m starting a new job soon and need to really start dressing nicer. I need to go shopping.
I just don’t want to. I, right now, today, just don’t want to do it. I don’t think I’m all that great at putting stylish outfits together and I don’t look forward to spending a lengthy time in front of mirrors in my underwear trying to find things to look good on my pale and pasty self.
High school me would be deeply disappointed in this turn of events. I have money and a good reason to shop but I just don’t want to.