Homework

Things my child has thus far said to me while promising that he is not interrupting my homework:

” I just tooted”

“Look at my hair. No look, look closer. DO YOU SEE? I have lots of sand in my hair and it won’t ever come out.”

“I’m nakey because I don’t want to wear day clothes”

“Why do you always wear day clothes, Mama? Don’t you want to be nakey more?

“What is homework?”

“Why are you doing homework?”

“Is playing Candy Crush a part of homework?”

“When can I play Candy Crush? I’m more better at it than you are”

“Why do you want me to go play with Dada?”

“But I don’t want to be quiet!”

“I just want to ask you one thing…can we talk about how the waste treatment plant cleans the poopy water? Please?”

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2 thoughts on “Homework

  1. Gretchen says:

    Hey, if you want to blow his mind bring him to the “resource recovery plant” up here sometime. Seriously – they do tours. They have this big system where they separate garbage, grind it up, mix w/coal and burn it for electricity. It’s pretty cool. (the poopy water part made me think of this)

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