Let’s review the year in Wendy’s favorite Tweets. Please note that I opted not to just feature the entire Parks and Ham hashtag as I realize that not everyone is as obsessed with the BEST MUSICAL EVER as I am.

Looking at this list makes me realize that I’m very likely to favorite anything involving children putting things up their noses or doing things that embarrass their parents. I am a simple person.

Bus driver- "Have a good day, little lady." My 9 yo: "You too, old man."

— Clueless But Hopeful (@cluelesshopeful) December 15, 2015

I have to fix this autocorrect typo but I kind of never want to. “Slow down, it’s a macaroon, not a sprint.”

— Maria Mora (@MariaMelee) December 10, 2015

1. have u seen a teenage penguin 2. have u ever seen anything more extremely a teenager in ur life pic.twitter.com/a8KDQrJjXI

— ne$ha (@neshathewicked) December 5, 2015

His psalms are sweaty, knees weak, cross is heavy. There's vomit on his robe already, Vatican spaghetti… #popebars pic.twitter.com/u7gBksSHSR

— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) November 30, 2015

Henry made a tree and rocks and a snake. He's very proud. pic.twitter.com/AbJEXUKmZb

— Kate Welsh (@Kate_Welsh) November 18, 2015

"You know, all your friends use the potty. You're the only one who still wears diapers." "Yeah, I'm special!" So peer pressure's a no.

— Kate Welsh (@Kate_Welsh) November 6, 2015

@TheBloggess The handsomest man I've ever seen once sat down next to me & said "Hi." I responded with "I'm eating a tootsie roll." He left.

— Daize (@Daize_Plays) November 1, 2015

Lord, show me how to say no to this. #ParksandHam pic.twitter.com/xh1cdtbh9P

— emily monster (@emilyisanelf) October 28, 2015

Ah, that magical moment when your baby draws his first picture. With his fingers. In a puddle of his own spit-up. On the living room floor.

— Miriel Reneau (@mirielmargaret) August 30, 2015

WIFE Black people can do anything. DAUGHTER, 5 Can we miniaturize to ride butterflies? SON, 5 Can we shoot grappling hooks from our mouths?

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) July 17, 2015

Someday I'm going to write a book for children called *No One Wants To See Your ______* and oh there will be so many pages.

— Arwen Mosher (@arwenelizabeth) July 14, 2015

@Kate_Welsh Simon is right there. Portions of my favorite accident report from daycare: pic.twitter.com/T7h2qZaSSw

— Anne (@AnnabelleSpeaks) June 16, 2015

Four Weddings, a Funeral, a Circumcision, and a Tonsilectomy #MakeAMovieLessRomantic

— M.C. Malette (@mar_de_palabras) June 11, 2015

With great power comes great - responsibility - wealth - cheese - capes - programmes about you on the telly - bacon - rumpity-pumpity - cake

— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) April 25, 2015

My kids are all chanting, "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" while hanging a naked Ken doll upside down over a door with a taekwondo belt. Parenting.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) April 23, 2015

Oh, you like to sleep in on weekends? Cute story, it's still dark outside and I have a toy guitar. -kids

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 7, 2015

Orthodontist: "I love your perfume." Swistle: "Thanks, it's calming lavender, I wear it whenever I'm going to talk about teeth and money."

— Swistle (@Swistle) February 12, 2015

In a rage at being denied a 30th muffin, Penelope grabbed herself by the shin and threatened, "Don't make me rip my leg off!"

— Kelly (@hellokorio) February 6, 2015

Toddlers are 30% faster naked. Little to no wind resistance.

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) January 11, 2015

I won't be doing a detox this year because I have a liver and kidneys.

— Kylo Hill (@Sci_Phile) January 1, 2015

"Mom one time I put pizza in mah nose becuz I wanted a weird booger!" We are so proud.

— samantha jo campen (@samanthajcampen) November 10, 2015